The Kneel-Down Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
77%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.