The Late Scratch Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
92%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.