The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Ref: "Number McCarthy, that's a flag." McCarthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McCarthy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.