The Overthrow Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.