The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.