The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
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-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.