The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McCarthy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.