The Checkdown Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McCarthy's stadium. Only over McCarthy.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The play clock hits zero on McCarthy four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.