The Sack Spiral Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- McCarthy goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.