The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
92%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McCarthy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.