The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McCarthy tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
79%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.