The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- McCarthy gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.