The Phantom Flag Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Every deep ball McCarthy throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.