The Kneel-Down Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
88%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McCarthy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.