The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for McCarthy: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Giants down to grief,
McCarthy scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.