The Bad Snap Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Ref: "Number McCarthy, that's a flag." McCarthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McCarthy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
88%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McCarthy's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.