The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- McCarthy takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McCarthy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.