The Sideline-Scold Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- McCarthy will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- McCarthy throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
83%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McCarthy, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.