The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- The broadcast shows McCarthy on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McCarthy scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
87%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
McCarthy, McCarthy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.