The Intentional Grounding Hex of J.J. McCarthy
J.J. McCarthy · NYG · QB
“McCarthy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Michigan's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McCarthy's week
- Ref: "Number McCarthy, that's a flag." McCarthy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- McCarthy will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
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-9.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McCarthy drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.J. McCarthy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.J. McCarthy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.J. McCarthy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.