The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dobbins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.