The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
78%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Saints fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.