The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
83%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.