The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Dobbins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Seahawks fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.