The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dobbins scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Dobbins, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.