The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.