The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
85%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.