The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
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-16.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.