The Sunday Night Fade Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Dobbins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.