The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Coach says Dobbins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.