The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.