The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A mysterious flag erases Dobbins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.