The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.
- Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
81%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.