The Late Scratch Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Dobbins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
89%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dobbins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.