The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Dobbins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.