The Stuffed Run Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Dobbins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Dobbins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.