The Fumble Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
90%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Dobbins, Dobbins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.