The Committee Backfield Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.