The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.