The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Ref: "Number Dobbins, that's a flag." Dobbins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single tear from a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.