The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Dobbins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.