The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
75%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Dobbins, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.