The Snap Count Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.