The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Dobbins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.