The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Dobbins's stadium. Only over Dobbins.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Dobbins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
91%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.