The Mystery Tweak Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Dobbins is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
72%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Broncos down to grief,
Dobbins scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.