The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Dobbins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.