The Hamstring Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- The broadcast shows Dobbins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
86%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.