The Fumble Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Dobbins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
92%POTENCY
-13.3PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Dobbins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.