The Garbage-Time Hex of J.K. Dobbins
J.K. Dobbins · DEN · RB
“Dobbins will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Dobbins's week
- Dobbins gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Dobbins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
73%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Dobbins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse J.K. Dobbins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If J.K. Dobbins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing J.K. Dobbins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.